Happy Holidays!!!!!

I declare, what a year it has done been. I'm ready for the new one too! I got me some:
black cats,Roman candles, screaming meemies, ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers,whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits,
honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and don'ts,
Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with
or without the scooter stick, and one single
whistling kitty-chaser! Yes, I am ready.
(name the film and win a prize!)

Anyway, I was thinking about the year and thinking about camping. Czechs do it different. Thy don't believe in being more than 100 feet from your car or a concession stand. But sometimes they build a campfire at a hotel or in somebodies backyard and get to being all campy like. But the darndest thing is as soon as the talking gets good, some dang folkie from folkyville decides that what everything needs now is for him to whip it out and starting playing with it (guitar). No, sir, he don't ask nobody, it's just assumed we'd rather listen to him and sing along, than chew the fat and tell campfire stories about the time ..... well you know the type.

I generally feel sorry for 'em. Cause like my neighbor who keeps practicing, all them folk was abused children and we should feel sorry for 'em. They didn't have a proper upbring and nobody ever told them, “Dang it, Del Ray Peaches that is the most ornery' catawalling I ever did hear! You just stop that right here and now and don't you ever try that again. Boy! Some folks can sing like an angel and others like a demon, but I'll be if I can quite make out if you sing like a tom cat being run over real slow like, or a couple of freight trains running into one another, slowly like. Whatever it is, it's way too slowly for a mortal man too endure. Boy, I'm only going to tell you this once, and it's probably the truest thing I'll ever tell you. Don't torture poor people who never done you no wrong and don't make a Grade-A Number one jackass out of yourself again!”

No, too many folks out there was never told the truth, and as an act of kindness, we just grin and bear it. Cause, think about it. If you're a kid and your folks tell you in your own house it ain't no big deal. Heck you're a kid. You'll find something else to take up in ten minutes or so. But, an adult under this dillusion for 20 years or so, why it's just about kill him. And dadburnit, sometimes I am sorely tempted!

I hope everybody had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

Dang, Praho has got spiders?

Another reason to stay away, them there SPIDERS!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohz5nQmSU84

Mikulas, cert, andel and Klaus

It's the first holiday of Christmas, if you don't count Barbora, and most don't.
Anyway, Mike, a devil, and an angel go around scaring little kids, and gettin drunk.

Anyway i just learned something new.
In America, we got





But here in Czecho they got: