Why I ain't voting for you!

I don't care what you stand for nor do I give a darn what party you is in. I ain't voting for you. You ruined my day and I'd as soon kick you as meet you.

I was coming home with my bags full of groceries and beer. Had the beer in my backpack. Well, I open my mailbox and two papers go fluttering to the ground. Then the wind catches them and i have to chase them down. Then I almost catch them and they just take off again. I finally corner them and bend over to pick them up. Then my beer slid out of my pack and broke all over the pavement.

All I seen was your grinning goober face looking up at me almost like you was laughing. No sir, I don't give a darn who you are, I ain't voting for you.