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The News Round Up

Nova
Another grave robbing:
Old women near Usti want to either:
Kill
Cut the hands off of
The grave robbers. They done went and dug up the bodies and stole 8 crowns off of dead folks. History ain’t my strong suit, but how many kings did they have in Usti? And why was Usti in every other story tonight?

Another Usti story: (usti means throat or neck, I ain’t exactly sure.)
Seems somebody was travelling to germany to buy a car. (Like you can’t buy a car here! Unless the Mark has fallen as fast as the Dollar.) and they left 1,000,000 kačers on the train! It seemed to me they said she fell off the train and threw her money under her seat to save herself. Then the train went on without her even though they weren’t near Germany yet.
It may be a hunch, but this looks like a job for Major Zeeman. He’s the czech Sherlock. He solved at least 30 cases and then became Prime Minister and retired.
Mr. Zeeman, the country needs you! We got this case and there’s still a half a BILLION, korunies missing.

Now in Vysočina, (high China)
Seems something is attacking sheep and eatting their heads. Some kind of Chulpařchutna monster like in the jungle.

Time to buy the new Dalnice (long way)stamp!
Just hope it ain’t one of them fake ones that I heard was about a thousand of.

OOP, time for

PRIMA news
(sorry, weren’t nothing but commercials about game shows that been done and bought the T-shirt. Who want’s to be a 1/17th millionaire, etc…)
Well, to start with CTV 1 and Prima ran the debate. CTV1 lost. Period. But my oh my, don’t Klaus look like an old Opie Taylor!
So, we are gonna stick with Prima.

They said something about that missing money.

Ok, also on Nova. At Holesovica the taxi drivers are revolting because some of them have exclusive perking rights! They think it ain’t fair some folks can get up there and haul the greenhorns and others have to wait until they get drunk first and can’t find where they came from! Seems to me the airplane folf ought to team up with the taxi drivers and ship them off to Budisov nad Budisov!

SPORT NEWS!!!!!!!

Trabant to race at Indy!
A new race model of the Trabant is to be released. It may have a three on the tree! It’s supposed to be powerful and a real racer and I want one! Just to remind me of my Ford 150 with a three on the tree.

Thought for the day:

Now, if some scruffy looking folks come hauling in a piece of the tracks from the railroad, something might not be perfectly right. Might want to phone the police.