election

This is the news for Feb. 8, 2008.

Let’s see. A special report about the 2008 election vote on the vote or not, to follow, first the headlines:
(dang, that sounded downright professinal)
TV NOVA

Inflation is 7.5%. Now this is one of them there misleading things. You know, like putting a dead fish on your tracks so the dogs don’t follow you if you’re in that there situation. It’s much worse than that! Now I ain’t no econominist, prefer Baptist myself, but the price of elctricity is up 25%, water 25%, heat 10%, food 8%, beer 5% (psst, beer is a touchy subject here. You better be darned careful messing with that price!) Well, there’s even more, but if you add up just what I said; 25+25+10+8+5, it just don’t work out to 7.5. Sorry, I’m a religious man, but even I ain’t got enough faith in econoministerism to make that work out to 7.5.

Ag Ha! I done forgot to add in the cost of living decrease. Yeah, I’m getting minus pay so I’ll pay less taxes and have more money so that the taxes I pay on the DPH (dollars per hour, but since dollars are kind of like toilet paper it might be EPH) will be part of the factor of the demonanator that says how much I make. So even though I’m making less and prices are up, it works out to 7.5% inflation. It’s a bit confussing and I still ain’t clear and then I guess the tax I pay on the tax of my social stuff and health insurance must surely even it out. Even though, I do get a discount that’s taxed to offset the tax that I pay on my taxes I’m still not sure inflation is only 7.5%.


South Moravia

Seems a new treat is mouse bread. Best served with mould. Europians are strange folk, but each to his own. They like mouldy cheese and i tried it and I live to tell about it and it weren’t half bad washed down with a box or two of wine.

Usual carnage from the car wars saga. Remeber that that post about the machines????? I ain’t saying nothing but wait just a second:

Video tape and lies!
Yes, people caught on tape committing crimes have been found innocent! Yes, it seems the machines are waking up. Heck, i get shivers turning my computer on these days!


Election special……………………………………
I type it live……………………………………. (ticker noise clack clack clack)
You read it when i get to an internet connection……………………………….

Today the folks voted on a vote to vote wether or not to vote on voting about a vote on the vote of voting for President. Then it got late and they voted on a vote to vote about it being late and if they should vote tommorow. Then they decided to vote tomorrow after 10:00 if everyone voted on the vote.


Next day and the 10:00 vote is held up because one of the voters seems to be missing. It’s possible he was tired after all that voting and has voting carpal tunellovat syndrome and may need to go to a spa for a year or two and make the voting drag out a bit longer than people wanted.