Babi Yaga

Every village has a 'Yaga” this is a title of enlightenment. (No, she's not lit up, it means she's seen the light so to speak.) Big cities are full of these “Yagas” but they ain't so easy to spot and you never know who they are, but in the village people always talk about who is the Babi Yaga.

In Yoga they have Yogis, which are the masters, or teachers. (no, they don't steal picnic baskets!) Well, over here they have the Yagas. The grammar is weird here, but it ain't got nothing to do with yoga. It's some kind of Czech religion thing.

The Yaga is all knowing and she ain't afraid to tell you how you should be living and what you're doing wrong. Now, just because the Yaga is a title of respect, you should never approach one and use the title. For example: “Hello Babi Yaga, I need some advice,” would be considered rude. Better to wait until she offers the advice freely. It may be fine to use the Babi part of the name, but the Yaga part is never to be used in the presence of the holy Yaga. Although when she ain't around people use the title a lot.

Babi Yaga

a very sad day, no moto GP on eurosport

I am in mourning. My favorite sport broadcast by the best announcing team ever assembled is no more. Moto Gp is no longer on eurosport just BBC and those guys don't know their ass from a hole in the ground!
I am seriously heartbroken.
here are two petition links, please sign them!

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/keep-eurosport-motogp-coverage.html

http://www.petitiononline.com/RCV212V4/petition.html