Seems, Mr. Ranger has come over here to eat some carp and celebrate Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDHcYb4xTgQ&feature=related
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Friday, November 5, 2010
Time trouble
First and foremost, why did I make a post on Dec. 10 and it's not even DEC. yet? I thought I made it back in october, before I made the post for the second part of the story, but dangit, the date is there for all to see. So, now i must wonder, did I travel in time, or did my blog?
I can't recall Dec. yet. I can't remember a lottery number or even a darned football score. If I had traveled time, i think I would have remembered something that was going to happen! I'd soon be rich like i planned in the future which is why I went here to do something for some reason that will be important. (maybe to fix that caps lock key.)
Since I can't remember the future, the blog must have traveled time which explains the font size problems too. Probably some scrambling plan from those people it traveled time to thwart upon.
I only hope it all works out in the end. I am honored my blog got choosed for time travel.
Now, still time related, I have discovered a major time flaw that is messing up civilization to no uncertain terms. Maybe this is why my blog traveled time to warn me about this? Time to go viral before it's too late! Y2K was stopped! We can stop this time warping too and get celebrations back in snyc to the future and the past.
Look, a regular year has got 365 days, but once every 4 years, there's 366. That means every four years, holiday have to move one day! over 40 years, that's 10 days! I thought I had my birthday last week, but did I? NO! I had it before then by a week or two! When is Christmas?
Easter should stay the same as it is not so mixed up, nor Thanksgiving. But the 4th of July is always the 4th, but is it the anniversary?
Let's see about Christmas. 2,010 years divied into 4 be 502.5. that half a day is going to be a problem, but I reckon we could just celebrate it at lunch time instead on the morning. 502.5 is more than a year, so we are off there, but the important thing is the month. It works out to 137.5. What is Dec. 25 minus 137.5? about 220.5 which means this year Christmas fell for real on Aug. 8th. I hope you all had a merry christmas!
I can't recall Dec. yet. I can't remember a lottery number or even a darned football score. If I had traveled time, i think I would have remembered something that was going to happen! I'd soon be rich like i planned in the future which is why I went here to do something for some reason that will be important. (maybe to fix that caps lock key.)
Since I can't remember the future, the blog must have traveled time which explains the font size problems too. Probably some scrambling plan from those people it traveled time to thwart upon.
I only hope it all works out in the end. I am honored my blog got choosed for time travel.
Now, still time related, I have discovered a major time flaw that is messing up civilization to no uncertain terms. Maybe this is why my blog traveled time to warn me about this? Time to go viral before it's too late! Y2K was stopped! We can stop this time warping too and get celebrations back in snyc to the future and the past.
Look, a regular year has got 365 days, but once every 4 years, there's 366. That means every four years, holiday have to move one day! over 40 years, that's 10 days! I thought I had my birthday last week, but did I? NO! I had it before then by a week or two! When is Christmas?
Easter should stay the same as it is not so mixed up, nor Thanksgiving. But the 4th of July is always the 4th, but is it the anniversary?
Let's see about Christmas. 2,010 years divied into 4 be 502.5. that half a day is going to be a problem, but I reckon we could just celebrate it at lunch time instead on the morning. 502.5 is more than a year, so we are off there, but the important thing is the month. It works out to 137.5. What is Dec. 25 minus 137.5? about 220.5 which means this year Christmas fell for real on Aug. 8th. I hope you all had a merry christmas!
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