Radek John using guerillas!

Well, first off let me apologize for the spelling mistake, but that's how some folks over here spell gorillas!
It seems this here John feller is using gorillas on the internet! I seen some dhows on gorillas that could use that finger talking. I also seen some who could paint. So I reckon it might be possible to teach them to use the internet.
(if you want to read the article, just click on the title of this post! Ain't that something?)

I reckon some of the ex-pats around here that post on a certain site or two is gorillas too. They probably just change the keyboard a bit so when the hit a button that looks like a banana or an orange something like, "The restaurant is great" "Where's the pepper?" "There's a cricket match on" " I met a rude czech" PEE YOU!". It would explain a lot the more you think about it.
The article even says they're using the gorillas to go marketing for them.

Now I just have to say I think the use of gorillas to back a political party is dangerous. Those gorillas might start learning things and then what? I'll tell you you what! Have you ever seen the Planet of the Apes???
Just think about it!
Who wants a bunch of angry corrupt good-for-nothing gorillas running their government?

new offer, forum poster!

Seems I have a new job offer. All I got to do is talk about how good a certain site is in their forums and I'll be called a staff member and I can even make ideas about new looks too!

winning is nice

Very nice

Klaus, criminal, thief, or misunderstood?

Well, I don't rightly know what to say. It appears Klaus might not be an illusionist after all. It has been unearthed that he's been stealing stuff at meetings before.
Here's the sordid story:
There ain't no quote feature, so the text I'm quoting will be in eyetalics. I don't want to be called a klaustomaniac!

According to Marquand, an Irish correspondent said that she had previously attended a dinner with Klaus and put her dinner gloves on the table. She saw Klaus reaching his hand out, and then noticed the gloves were gone. “Why Mr. Klaus, you have taken my gloves!” she said, according to Marquand. The gloves were returned after some explanation that apparently involved Klaus’ wife and her fashion taste. While it is not clear exactly when the glove incident took place, Klaus was finance minister of Czechoslovakia from December 1989 to July 1992 — and “young” is a bit misleading, as he was born in 1941.

While taking clothing items from neighbors at ceremonial and diplomatic events seems a bit questionable, Klaus maintains it is normal to take items like pens — and says he does it all the time.

Link Here

Klaus a wanted man

It seems the Chile police came to Prague to arrest the pen stealing Mr. Klaus. He holed up in the castle, raised the drawbridge and refused to be taken prisoner. He then sent out some of his own guards and had the chile police women thrown in the dungeon!

Klaus, the pen thief

Our president, Vaclav Klaus, no relation to Santa, has been caught up in one of them hidden camera "stings" He has been caught red handed stealing a jeweled ink pen from the president of Chile.
Them Chilies live in South America, and I don't mean Alabama, it's a whole nother country. For our president to steal their ink pen is pretty embarrassing, but it explains a lot. At the school where I teach English, my pens is always disappearing! I reckon it just comes natural to czechs.
So, I will stop getting angry when my favorite blue pen vanishes, or when my red pen I needs to correct tests with ain't there no more.

Oops, it's just been explained to me by a fellow teacher that it ain't theivery, it's magic! The czech just like to do a little magic and make the pen dematerialize. That's why he's smiling so much. Later on when the Chilly president notices it's gone, slick ol' Klaus will say," What's that in your nose?"
Then he'll pull the pen out and everybody will have a good laugh. Now, that's what I call a statesman!

video here

Czech Pirates 2222 D-1 and raiding parties

There's no ocean or sea near here, but that never stopped a Czech from trying. They finally got pirates over here now. There's actually different kinds of pirates. There's the pirates that steal video and stuff from the internet, there the political pirate too. But they ain't the pirates I'm worried about. It's when you take to the wide open concrete of the 'D-1" that you have to be on guard. They'll keelhaul you for sure.
Now the most famous of all is Pirate 2222. He's a particularly evil one. He escapes imprisonment every time he strikes. And when he strikes, he strikes fast and hard!

(Now this is in Czech and you'll have to watch a short reclaimer, that's commercial in English)


This ain't the only time ol 2222 has struck. He's also known for cutting in front of you and braking hard causing you to crash.

I assume what happens next is plundering and looting, as they fancy themselves pirates. But I ain't heard about it yet. And they is spreading These pirates are striking all over the country,
and abroad! Soon all Europe will be afraid of the czech pirates out there waiting to strike!
Here's an article about one that struck in Germany!